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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
oscillator
leaked all over
an Estonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
policeman
surgeon
tramp
policewoman
a spy
dentist
train driver
pilot
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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