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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
oscillator
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
taxi driver
policewoman
a spy
farmer
TV personality
ticket inspector
train driver
soldier
pilot
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