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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Citizen of Kiribati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
shepherd
pilot
taxi driver
bus driver
farmer
ticket inspector
train driver
policewoman
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.