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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
an Indian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policeman
woman
TV personality
child
milkman
student
farmer
doctor
shepherd
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