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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Peruvian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
pilot
farmer
tramp
policeman
dentist
soldier
bus driver
a spy
taxi driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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