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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
sailor
bus driver
milkman
pilot
taxi driver
policeman
woman
man
ticket inspector
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Dan
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