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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Macedonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
dentist
policewoman
a spy
TV personality
soldier
ticket inspector
shepherd
doctor
farmer
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Dan
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