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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Qatari
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
sailor
soldier
shepherd
woman
a spy
policewoman
milkman
man
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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