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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
resilience circuit
leaked all over
an Indian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
child
sailor
dentist
surgeon
pilot
milkman
a spy
train driver
shepherd
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