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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
retainer
leaked all over
a Marshallese
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
farmer
train driver
soldier
a spy
policewoman
dentist
child
ticket inspector
doctor
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