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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
tube
leaked all over
a Mozambican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
bus driver
farmer
policewoman
milkman
policeman
student
taxi driver
a spy
child
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Dan
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