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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
rectifier
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
student
doctor
man
sailor
dentist
pilot
surgeon
child
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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