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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
oscillator
leaked all over
a Malian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
ticket inspector
shepherd
train driver
surgeon
sailor
woman
student
man
doctor
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