Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
wire crimper
leaked all over
a Liechtenstein citizen
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
soldier
farmer
dentist
student
pilot
policewoman
sailor
shepherd
policeman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.