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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cameroonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
farmer
ticket inspector
surgeon
child
bus driver
shepherd
policewoman
a spy
pilot
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Dan
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