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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
cheap lager
dispenser
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
dentist
child
sailor
student
train driver
taxi driver
man
surgeon
a spy
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