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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Kiribati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
ticket inspector
shepherd
sailor
doctor
soldier
surgeon
taxi driver
policeman
bus driver
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