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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Solomon Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
policewoman
tramp
bus driver
sailor
surgeon
TV personality
child
dentist
shepherd
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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