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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Scottish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
surgeon
taxi driver
doctor
bus driver
ticket inspector
child
pilot
a spy
soldier
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Dan
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