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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
surgeon
bus driver
train driver
policeman
child
man
policewoman
farmer
doctor
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