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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
soldier
sailor
doctor
train driver
student
policewoman
taxi driver
milkman
farmer
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