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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Romanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
sailor
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tramp
policewoman
dentist
woman
a spy
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Dan
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