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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
student
shepherd
woman
pilot
surgeon
sailor
milkman
ticket inspector
soldier
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Dan
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