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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Djiboutian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
tramp
soldier
ticket inspector
TV personality
policeman
doctor
student
bus driver
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.