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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
dentist
a spy
policeman
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soldier
train driver
pilot
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taxi driver
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