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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Nauruan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
bus driver
milkman
taxi driver
man
TV personality
child
doctor
a spy
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.