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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
train driver
tramp
pilot
student
shepherd
taxi driver
ticket inspector
sailor
bus driver
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