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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Lithuanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
pilot
soldier
student
train driver
child
woman
milkman
TV personality
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.