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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
TV personality
a spy
dentist
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shepherd
milkman
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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