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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
tramp
child
shepherd
surgeon
a spy
TV personality
farmer
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Dan
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