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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Northern Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
ticket inspector
bus driver
pilot
policewoman
milkman
soldier
sailor
farmer
shepherd
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