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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Faroese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
woman
taxi driver
surgeon
TV personality
pilot
sailor
farmer
doctor
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.