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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
guard spanner
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
a spy
tramp
dentist
child
bus driver
surgeon
ticket inspector
student
milkman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.