Sorry I'm late today
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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
hadron collider
had
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a magpie
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a crow
a koala 🐨
a duck 🦆
a goose
a swan 🦢
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