Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Cayman Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
sailor
milkman
taxi driver
soldier
doctor
bus driver
dentist
student
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.