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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
scrubber
leaked all over
a Polish
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
man
soldier
taxi driver
ticket inspector
a spy
shepherd
sailor
policewoman
bus driver
milkman
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