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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
pilot light
leaked all over
a Central African
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
child
student
surgeon
woman
ticket inspector
doctor
shepherd
soldier
tramp
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Dan
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