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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
pilot light
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
pilot
train driver
sailor
soldier
woman
policeman
milkman
TV personality
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.