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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
pilot light
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
milkman
doctor
ticket inspector
student
soldier
dentist
taxi driver
shepherd
man
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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