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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
pilot light
leaked all over
a Montserratian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
a spy
ticket inspector
milkman
farmer
child
soldier
woman
shepherd
man
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