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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
resistor
leaked all over
a Bermudian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
tramp
bus driver
a spy
TV personality
student
pilot
woman
farmer
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.