Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
resistor
leaked all over
a Turks and Caicos Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
milkman
child
soldier
sailor
policeman
student
tramp
bus driver
man
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.