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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
resistor
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
surgeon
TV personality
man
policewoman
dentist
ticket inspector
farmer
a spy
shepherd
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