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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
magpie
guard
leaked all over
an Indian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
doctor
woman
ticket inspector
surgeon
policewoman
sailor
student
shepherd
a spy
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