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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
magpie
guard
leaked all over
an Ethiopian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
policewoman
taxi driver
student
policeman
farmer
TV personality
sailor
a spy
shepherd
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Dan
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