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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Pakistani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
surgeon
dentist
ticket inspector
shepherd
farmer
policewoman
woman
doctor
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