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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
woman
policeman
surgeon
farmer
student
milkman
policewoman
bus driver
soldier
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