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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Turks and Caicos Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
woman
doctor
child
TV personality
a spy
policeman
shepherd
taxi driver
pilot
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Dan
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