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Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Senegalese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
pilot
ticket inspector
shepherd
soldier
policewoman
man
doctor
policeman
taxi driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.