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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
rectifier
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
ticket inspector
sailor
child
a spy
taxi driver
policewoman
woman
student
tramp
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Dan
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